A song fit for The King* written** by Queen

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Children of all ages,

We proudly present....

The Bethlehemian Rhapsody***

And, if you act now, you'll also get

(free of charge)
The Hotel Can't Afford Ya

*No, I don't mean Elvis, I mean THE King.
** Well, the music was written by them, at least.
*** Thanks to NT Blog for drawing my attention to the Bethlemian Rhapsody